Sauce Overload

I was just putting away some hot sauce in the fridge, when I realized what a compulsive collector of condiments and sauces I am.

Right now, just in the fridge door I have:

• Red Devil Hot Sauce
• McIlhenny Tabasco
• Chili Lime Cholula
• Thai Sweet Red Chili Sauce
• Spicy Thai Chili Sauce
• Nando's Peri-Peri Sauce
• Thai Yellow Curry Sauce (Sweet and Sour Sauce, Worcestershire and Soy in the cupboard nearby)
• Kosher Horseradish
• Beaver Wasabi Horseradish
• Beaver Sweet Hot Mustard
• French's Yellow Mustard
• Sweet Baby Ray's Sweet N Spicy BBQ Sauce
• Sweet Baby Ray's Award Winning BBQ Sauce
• A1
• La Victoria Thick N Chunky Salsa
• Mayonnaise
• Ketchup
• Ranch, Bleu and Tuscan Italian Dressing
• Sweet and Dill Relish

I know, first world problems, right?